Overheard coming from our bedroom last night....

"..... did she just say NUKEELAR?"

"Answer the f'ing question, bitch!"

"Okay, now she's getting worked up!"

"Whoo-Pah. He's got her where he wants her now!"

"Don't wink at me anymore. I'm not your boyfriend."

"Did he just say 'Bosniacs'? I have to Google that...."
Ed. note: It's a word. Bosniaks are Muslim people from Bosnia/Hertzogovinia. Who knew?

"Aw, he got all choked up there!"

"Do you think she's had diarrhea for a week?"

"She's taking beta-blockers, you betcha!"

I think Joe Biden came off like a gentleman and a scholar. Sarah Palin came off like she should have been wearing a gingham dress, pigtails and carrying her butter churn. But you know what? A lot of people believed gingham-clad farm girl Mary Ann was the true heart and soul of Gilligan's Island. Wonder what kind of VP she would make?